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Nothing Happening

Jan 2, 2009
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Due to the above. Happy New Year though. New blog coming soon. Ooooh.

Have yourself a merry little Christmas

Dec 24, 2008
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Ricky Gervais - Christmas Song

A pain in the neck

Dec 24, 2008
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Hello there. Unfortunately I've been unable to do much of this (blogging) as Santa has decided to give me a bad shoulder for Christmas which has lead to a much more painful Christmas than I expecetd and a right, royal pain in the neck. Funnily enough, my chiropractor tells me its because i've been spending too much time at the computer which is what I'm doing right now. Despite the pain (which is sometimes worse than childbirth, trust me) I'm having a lovely time and I hope to do a bit more writing soon but for now I better get off, this really hurts. Have a great Christmas and I will hopefully speak to you soon.

What a pranker

Dec 18, 2008
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With the sad death of Jeremy Beadle and Noel Edmond's reincarnation as a quiz presenter, you don't see many pranks these days, and we all love a prank don't we? Reminds me of the time we put a crab in a mates bed on holiday but that is another story. You'll be pleased to know those craaaazy students in their halls and squats all over the globe have been pioneering this lost art and here are three of my favourites.

Great idea, looking forward to going home for Christmas even more now:

Hairdryer and talc prank

Amazing reaction here:

dead bird cereal box prank

But this has to be the best of the lot:

Butter floor

Me as a black person

Dec 18, 2008
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Check it out. Well, check me out first, then check it out.

Slam the slam

Dec 17, 2008
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Slam

What is it with slamming? Everyone seems to be slamming when I pick up the paper or read news on the web. In the world of football, they love doing it. Especially if it's one international regulative body slamming another. Police chiefs enjoy slamming the occasional scheme and politicians love nothing more than to slam a good proposal. Does anyone actually use "slam" in normal conversation apart from the physical description of perhaps two vehicles colliding? Stop "slamming" everyone. Its just weird.

Hello there

Dec 11, 2008
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Hello everyone. Apologies for lack of stuff on here. I been away, as you can tell in the post below and since I got back works flared up like an infected dragon's nostril. I also recorded the radio show that I told you about a while ago and I think it went pretty good. Eight months of hard work from myself (of course), Steve (my co-host), Ann (our News girl) and Matt (our producer).That should be released by Channel 4 as a podcast in the new year. The thing is though, because they dont have no radio stations no more, we're going to try and sell it to the BBC. Wish us luck on that one. As soon as it's ready I will let you know as I understand you're all chomping at the bit to hear it, right? Totally looking forward to Christmas and I plan to blog my arseing face off over the yuletide period. Until then, stay safe and if you cant stay safe, stay...salient?