In the olden days the average wage was just half a penny a year. And for most folk in London it was even less. Like self raising flour or the internet, expendable income was a concept unheard of in that day and age. Every penny brought into a household went on feeding, heating and clothing a family. A day out to the bowling alley or amusement park followed by a pizza slice and unlimited trips to the ice cream factory were pipe dreams and very long, dark pipes at that. In times such as these, a high demand for a product, in this case food would lead to an increase in counterfeit goods. Before long, fake food was rife on London's food markets and initially London's hunger was satisfied.
However it turned out (like most counterfeit goods) the production values were not of the highest order. Carrots were being made from newspapers, bacon was being extracted from old hats and cheese was being pulled up from the edges of the Thames. And whilst the taste of the faux food was pretty accurate, the nutritional value was anything but. So, by order of the crown, the Tottenham Court was set up. The court would deal specifically with the counterfeit food epidemic that swept London's black market at the time.
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